Yesterday, the first woman to ever quit as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, endorsed wife-collector Donald J. Trump to be the President of these United States. Today, Palin's fiery speech has been put in the mouth of her soulmate—not Tina Fey, but Iggy "rap is so fun" Azalea. Mixing Palin's folksy syncopation with last March's infamous clip of Azalea's virally awful live performance. The result is the best conservative rap since (Googles "conservative rap") ever. It's the best ever.