Since Obama's victory last week, people in more than 20 states have filed petitions for secession — and if this is the best and brightest they have to offer, we say let them go. Within six months they'll have a consititution written in crayon and a suburban strip mall to call home. (The capitol building will be TGI Friday's, and every hour will be happy hour.) It'll be like Galt's Gulch in Atlas Shrugged, except full of selfish, stubborn, obnoxious morons. So yeah, pretty much just like Galt's Gulch.