"I ain't no senator's son" just became a much prouder statement today.
Wow. Arizona Senator Jeff Flake, also known as "Senator Not John McCain," has a high-school aged son who is a total dick. A total dick who likes to use anti-gay slurs and make anti-Semitic remarks, but worst of all, plays a game called "Fun Run" using the following username:
We'll give you a hint... it's not "KaitlynCohi..." and it's missing an "r" at the end.
Now that the little sh*t has been exposed, we're pretty sure he's sitting on his couch right now alternating between sobbing and screaming that it's not a big f**king deal, mom. His dad, Sen. Flake (a great name for this, btw), managed to give the only apology we've seen from a politician in a long time. Here's what he told BuzzFeed: "I'm very disappointed in my teenage son's words, and I sincerely apologize for the insensitivity. This language is unacceptable, anywhere. Needless to say, I've already spoken with him about this, he has apologized, and I apologize as well." Well, we have our doubts about the kid actually apologizing, but he certainly should be:
Those Jews, always hoarding all the laughs...
He's already attacked two former slave populations and now he wants to enslave gays?
Well, at least he took back the lead in "Fun Run." What a cute little bigot.