There is an old saying that "Washington is Hollywood for ugly people." That saying is a really good one.

First of all, yes, word nerds: "congress" is a word for sex. As in "sexual congress." So yes, is kinda named "Sexy Sex." More importantly, although it's taken at least 15 years since the technology that powered HotOrNot was first developed, someone finally created a website devoted to ranking Congress by eff-ability. If you're at work and can't be caught actually clicking through elected representatives and deciding which one you'd rather do (the option to kill or marry is not given), let me present you with some findings from the overall rankings.