Stacey Dash, America's least helpful commentator, says trans people should pee 'in the bushes.'

Stacey Dash, America's least helpful commentator, says trans people should pee 'in the bushes.'
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Stacey Dash just can't help being herself. But she's not really okay with other people being themselves, especially if it infringes on her bathroom time. While promoting her new memoir, Stacey Dash talked to Entertainment Tonight's Nischelle Turner about her theory that Lady Gaga's anti-bullying campaign is just an example of Hollywood pushing its liberal agenda on Americans. She also generously offered the bushes to any transgender people who might have to relieve themselves. Because sure, that's a reasonable option.

"It's tyranny by the minority," Dash tells Turner. "Why should I have to suffer when you can't decide what you want to be that day?" When Turner suggests that it may not be a "choice" for transgender people, Dash proposes that they use the bushes. 

Okay, then go in the bushes. I don't know what to tell you, but I'm not gonna put my child's life at risk because you want to change a law. So that you can be comfortable with your beliefs—which means I have to change my beliefs and my rights? No.

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What's up with all these transgender people trying to go into bathrooms to kill children? You don't hear much about that on the news, but it must be a huge problem for people to be this concerned about it.

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OH MY GOD, TRANSGENDER PEOPLE IN THE BATHROOM, NOOOOO!

Dash doesn't make a whole lot of sense. What exactly is this right to not have transgender people in the bathroom at the same time as her? Is that in the Constitution? Oh, Stacey. What a missed opportunity that she named her book There Goes My Social Life: From Clueless to Conservative instead of Just A Dash of Crazy.

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