Stephen King says Donald Trump's 'actually' the monster Cthulhu. Cthulhu's offended.

Stephen King says Donald Trump's 'actually' the monster Cthulhu. Cthulhu's offended.
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In a truly unfair insult to the toxic-tentacled Dark Lord Cthulhu, Stephen King tweeted the latest theory on what might be the real evil forces that inhabit Donald Trump.

Cthulhu, whose presidential run has barely been covered by the mainstream media, objected to this insulting comparison.

According to the evil monster concocted by H.P. Lovecraft (via the Twitter account @cthulhu4america), Trump is too "buffoonish" to even attempt to pull off a Cthulhu-level catastrophe.

It comes as no surprise as the election reaches maximum overdrive that rank partisans seeking the upper hand would think invoking my name is a needful thing. But their misery and desperation will secure no joyland from my campaign.

You will not find me giving pneumonia to small children or being an impulsive firestarter. Those are for the lesser evils to which I should never be compared. It is the end of watch for mankind and it is our aim to bury them in the dead zone.

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The Cthulhu campaign's statement was packed with Stephen King references, using titles from his books including Maximum Overdrive, Misery, and Joyland. Plus the word "It" was definitely in there somewhere.

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Cthulhu, drawn by Lovecraft himself.

This isn't the fist time Cthulhu has run for office. He ran for president of Poland, at least according to this campaign poster sporting the slogan, "Choose the greater evil," instead of the lesser of two evils.

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He certainly shares Trump's posture.
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While the part-man, part-monster lost the people of Poland, America just might be #ReadyForCthulhu.

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