Translation: I'm awful.

A restaurant patron left this note instead of a tip for his waiter. We have absolutely no problem with someone who disagrees with having their taxes increased if they don't believe their government spends those tax dollars appropriately. We have an enormous problem with anyone who finds it hilarious to walk around with a pocket full of little notes designed to piss people off who are just trying to do their crappy jobs. Unless those notes say, "I am an insufferable person so do your best not to engage me any more than you have to. Seriously, I deserve none of your attention and I'm sorry your job requires you to give it to me. I wish it didn't have to be this way for both of us."

Sources: Michael Kindt on Tumblr