Thursday night's Republican debate was like a bunch of second-graders screaming in the schoolyard, down to the fact that one of them ate his own boogers. While talking about cutting federal spending, an unidentified blob rested on Ted Cruz's top lip, and made its way into his mouth by the time he got to Trump's "angry rhetoric."
The Internet noticed, and tweeted to distract themselves from their nausea.
It has even anthropomorphized and gotten itself a Twitter account.
As Cruz would say, "What in the Gosh's name was it?"