"Mom! I want to color his necktie, but I can't find the 'carnelian' crayon!"

I'm pretty sure that this Cruz to the Future coloring activity book is legit. But it can't be, right? But I think it is. But I don't want it to be. But I really kinda do. I don't know! I'm so torn. seems like a real coloring book website. But would a real coloring book company make a politically-charged activity book about a Tea Party U.S. senator? Well, they do have this "Tell the Truth - Tell it Often - Tell the Children" series that seems to touch upon political issues. However, that series only includes this, a free coloring page about the government shutdown and a "spoof" coloring book about Rolling Stone's Dzhokhar Tsarnaev cover.

Sources: | h/t Gawker