Ted Cruz wants to spank a lot of people, but at the top of his list is probably Kevin Paul Nichols, the devilish college student who just served Cruz some middle-school humiliation by withdrawing a handshake at the last second. The only presidential candidate with a vice presidential suggestion (you couldn't call her a nominee) was stumping for votes in Indiana when he received this very immature—but amusing for onlookers—snub. Ted's probably already found a way to compare him to the childishness of The Donald and The Media Elites and The Washington Cartel (i.e. the endless list of coworkers who despise him), but in the meantime, here's a man who thinks he should rule the world being punked by some twerp:

Sources: Kevin Paul Nichols