Rand Paul is selling some hilarious items to raise money for his candidacy.
A trendy man wearing modern eyewear. (via randpaul.com)
Kentucky Senator Rand Paul announced his bid for the Presidency this morning, but his online store is far more interesting than boring old politics. I can't tell if he has an amazing sense of humor or is totally genuine, but either way, let's explore the strange world of Rand Paul paraphernalia.
on with Rand. (via randpaul.com)
Show support for your candidate by walking all over him! Not only are flip flops are a fun, breezy form of footwear, they also refer to a politician who constantly changes their position about critical issues. These are an all-around solid campaign product.
sit stand with Rand. (via randpaul.com)
Although Dr. Rand Paul is an opthamologist, he is always looking out for your feet. Ideally, you'd wear your Rand Paul Flip Flops while resting your feet on these snazzy Rand Paul Car Mats to double up on your support of Rand Paul's foot fetish.
Mr. Dr. Future President's eye chart. (via randpaul.com)
Should Rand Paul become President, a mandate will be sent across the land stating that all eye charts be replaced with these official Rand Paul eye charts and everyone will have 20/20 vision.*
Urban Outfitters gave the design a firm "no thanks." (via randpaul.com)
Rand Paul combined his extensive knowledge of both fashion and internet memes to create this stunning t-shirt. Young, hip Republican bros and the women who love them will be snatching them up in droves. Get one while you still can.
Keep your privates private. (via randpaul.com)
Is the government spying on us? Probably! Buy an official Rand Paul Spy Cam Blocker to ensure your right to browse the internet without letting the NSA see how poorly you've been doing on your latest diet attempt.