This Tumblr user's dad was way smarter about watching the debate than we were. Turns out when you spraypaint half your screen black then write in red lettering, "It's all going to be okay, there's nobody else there!" you can't wash it off after. Though we don't have a TV cabinet with doors like this so next time we're just going to stab our left eye out.

Sources: Cybergirlfriend on Tumblr