This isn't even the funny one. Someone was paid for this. By the NY Times. I just give up.

We all make mistakes, but fortunately most of us, don't print them millions of times and publish the image all over the Internet as well. Frankly, the other cosmic thingamabobs pointed out on this New York Times Magazine cover are a little weird ("Huma's Dark Matter"?), but let's be honest, they're not even in the same league of odd. "Planet Hillary" is a massive body of weirdness, with a gravitational pull strong enough to pull strange Photoshopped parodies from all corners of the Internet.

Sources: Katherine Cresto | Daily Dot - Miles Klee | Eli Langer | Brendan Davis | Lindsay Blackwell