Best campaign photo yet of Mitt Romney seemingly showing his ass to a schoolgirl.

Best campaign photo yet of Mitt Romney seemingly showing his ass to a schoolgirl.
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Mitt Romney, seen here miming taking a crap on initiatives to increase education funding (we assume), made an unexpected campaign stop at an elementary school in Virginia today, where he and a schoolgirl joined forces to create the greatest photo yet to be snapped during this campaign. Not since the infamous 1964 Daisy/Mushroom Cloud commercial for LBJ has a young girl been used to such disturbing effect on the campaign trail, though staring into the abyss of nuclear annihilation would have less detrimental effect on a young psyche than getting a good look at the visible pantyline created by a presidential candidate's weird Mormon underwear contraption. We can only guess that just before it was snapped he said something along the lines of "Now let me show you kids what Jim Lehrer can kiss."

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