Wait, did he tattoo the t-shirt, or is the t-shirt also a tattoo?

Ambassador Bruce Oreck is America's man in Helsinki, and he is a whole lot of that. Before landing the gig through the time-honored practice of raising half a million dollars in "bundled" donations for the winning presidential candidate in 2008 (that's a big chunk of "change"), Oreck was vice president and general counsel for Oreck vacuums. Wonder who he had suction with over there to land that job? Oh. He was also a professional competitive bodybuilder.

That last detail might never have entered into his diplomatic career if not for a somewhat-controversial 2012 Christmas card from the Ambassador.

Sources: PBS