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Nothing helps you get through a long summer work day like mercilessly mocking the President of the United States on Twitter. Which just might explain why the hashtag #TrumpBiographyTitles is now trending.

When handed this fresh opportunity to roast Donald Trump, the dazzling minds of Twitter did not disappoint. Here are some of our favorite titles for this hypothetical book we hope to never, ever read:

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The brilliance of Twitter knows no bounds.

Truly, these are stunning to behold.

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Some of these belong in a museum.

This one might actually be useful:

Others are almost too real.

Of course, there are already a number of biographies actually written about our current President, with far less grabby (tee hee) titles like The Truth About Trump and Trump Revealed. But no, we don't plan to read those either.