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<p>Nothing helps you get through a long summer work day like <a href="https://www.someecards.com/news/politics/trump-amazon-washington-post-hashtag-twitter/">mercilessly mocking</a> the <a href="https://www.someecards.com/topic/donald-trump/">President of the United States</a> on Twitter. Which just might explain why the hashtag #TrumpBiographyTitles is now trending.</p><div><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="411" src="https://giphy.com/embed/lrAG3NWoiwhYk" width="480"></iframe> <p> </p> </div><p>When handed this fresh opportunity to <a href="https://www.someecards.com/news/politics/donald-trump-ap-interview-unintelligible-twitter/">roast Donald Trump</a>, the dazzling minds of Twitter did not disappoint. Here are some of our favorite titles for this hypothetical book we hope to never, ever read:</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a><br>12 Years A Slave Owner <a href="https://t.co/4gPyyLKM16">pic.twitter.com/4gPyyLKM16</a></p>&mdash; Miss Texas 1967 (@MsTexas1967) <a href="https://twitter.com/MsTexas1967/status/880153953140396033?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Spy Who Memoed Me<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a> <a href="https://t.co/dKnfNzpBkH">pic.twitter.com/dKnfNzpBkH</a></p>&mdash; BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) <a href="https://twitter.com/mmpadellan/status/880154627794231297?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">To Grill A Mockingturd<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a> <a href="https://t.co/oIpUvWq85t">pic.twitter.com/oIpUvWq85t</a></p>&mdash; BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) <a href="https://twitter.com/mmpadellan/status/880157537768701952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">James And The Giant Impeach <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a> <a href="https://t.co/OuIQpa0eoD">pic.twitter.com/OuIQpa0eoD</a></p>&mdash; Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) <a href="https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/880156839521824768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Something Wicked This Way Comey<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a> <a href="https://t.co/uhVx3D8QHz">pic.twitter.com/uhVx3D8QHz</a></p>&mdash; BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) <a href="https://twitter.com/mmpadellan/status/880163624505020416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>The brilliance of Twitter knows no bounds.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a>? There can be only one: <a href="https://t.co/YAwHEUbkds">pic.twitter.com/YAwHEUbkds</a></p>&mdash; Amir (@AmirAminiMD) <a href="https://twitter.com/AmirAminiMD/status/880152975460708352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I Moved On Her Like A Bitch: A Tale of Missed Connections<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a> <a href="https://t.co/axReJNPzHU">pic.twitter.com/axReJNPzHU</a></p>&mdash; BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) <a href="https://twitter.com/mmpadellan/status/880159798276345856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">love in the time of covfefe <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a></p>&mdash; Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) <a href="https://twitter.com/HireMeImFunny/status/880174823300792320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Truly, these are stunning to behold.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Lyin&#39;, the Rich, and the War Drone. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a></p>&mdash; Quarantina Bo Beena (@LaNaranjaMala) <a href="https://twitter.com/LaNaranjaMala/status/880160210266054656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Whine and Punishment<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a> <a href="https://t.co/lLIvBwrNWF">pic.twitter.com/lLIvBwrNWF</a></p>&mdash; BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) <a href="https://twitter.com/mmpadellan/status/880154474756669440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="367" src="https://giphy.com/embed/Z5ULYTFVaL2Ok" width="480"></iframe> <div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Ego Has Landed<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a></p>&mdash; kieron (@gibbet) <a href="https://twitter.com/gibbet/status/880150520392019968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div> <div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Audacity of Grope <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a> <a href="https://t.co/GC2uAY3itL">pic.twitter.com/GC2uAY3itL</a></p>&mdash; Donald J. Trump ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ (@BiglyPrez) <a href="https://twitter.com/BiglyPrez/status/880149977842028545?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div> <p>Some of these belong in a museum.</p> <div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Lord of the Lies <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a> <a href="https://t.co/F9BYx8YW7V">pic.twitter.com/F9BYx8YW7V</a></p>&mdash; Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealDonalDrumpf/status/880148692354945024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div> <div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Are you there Vlad?, It&#39;s me, Donald. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a></p>&mdash; craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) <a href="https://twitter.com/craigflynn1/status/880140527445913601?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div> <div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Horton Hears <a href="https://twitter.com/FoxNews?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@FoxNews</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a></p>&mdash; Eric Schmeric (@HepatitisAtoZ) <a href="https://twitter.com/HepatitisAtoZ/status/880138880342732800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div> <p>This one might actually be useful:</p> <div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">POTUS for Dummies<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a></p>&mdash; J Money 🤑 #BLM (@JodingersCat) <a href="https://twitter.com/JodingersCat/status/880139652539310084?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div> <p>Others are almost too real.</p> <div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I Actually Became The President!<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a></p>&mdash; Jimish (@jimishbathia) <a href="https://twitter.com/jimishbathia/status/880138881437401089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div> <div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Alternative Facts of Life <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a></p>&mdash; Kelly Kass (@KelKass) <a href="https://twitter.com/KelKass/status/880138737920991234?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div> <div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a>. How IQ Tests Became Required To Be POTUS</p>&mdash; Jamie B (@jambie61) <a href="https://twitter.com/jambie61/status/880159520173023232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div> <div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A Legend in His Own Mind <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a></p>&mdash; Emm-press (@Skyblumelon) <a href="https://twitter.com/Skyblumelon/status/880138805264744448?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div> <div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When A Man Loves His Daughter <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBiographyTitles?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TrumpBiographyTitles</a> <a href="https://t.co/J9uGfOk8Zg">pic.twitter.com/J9uGfOk8Zg</a></p>&mdash; 🎧Michael (🍁❄️😷) (@quickbear) <a href="https://twitter.com/quickbear/status/880139053760339969?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div> <oembed>https://twitter.com/kate_scrup23/status/880167187583049728</oembed> <p>Of course, there are already a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Truth-About-Trump-Michael-DAntonio/dp/1250116953" target="_blank">number of biographies</a> actually written about our current President, with far less grabby (tee hee) titles like <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Truth-About-Trump-Michael-DAntonio/dp/1250116953" target="_blank"><i>The Truth About Trump</i></a> and <em><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Trump-Revealed-Definitive-Biography-President/dp/1501156527/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_14_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&amp;psc=1&amp;refRID=H9WKPCDAT1METENPQSR9" target="_blank">Trump Revealed.</a> </em>But no, we don&#39;t plan to read those either.</p> </div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

People are pitching hilarious titles for the Trump biography we hope to never read.

Nothing helps you get through a long summer work day like mercilessly mocking the President of the United States on Twitter. Which just might explain why the hashtag #TrumpBiographyTitles is now trending.   When handed this fresh opportunity to roast Donald Trump, the dazzling minds of Twitter did not disappoint. Here are some of our favorite titles for this hypothetical book we hope to never, ever read:#TrumpBiographyTitles12 Years A Slave Owner pic.twitter.com/4gPyyLKM16&mdash; Miss Texas 1967 (@MsTexas1967) June 28, 2017 The Spy Who Memoed Me#TrumpBiographyTitles pic.twitter.com/dKnfNzpBkH&mdash; BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) June 28, 2017 To Grill A Mockingturd#TrumpBiographyTitles pic.twitter.com/oIpUvWq85t&mdash; BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) June 28, 2017 James And The Giant Impeach #TrumpBiographyTitles pic.twitter.com/OuIQpa0eoD&mdash; Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) June 28, 2017 Something Wicked This Way Comey#TrumpBiographyTitles pic.twitter.com/uhVx3D8QHz&mdash; BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) June 28, 2017 The brilliance of Twitter knows no bounds.#TrumpBiographyTitles? There can be only one: pic.twitter.com/YAwHEUbkds&mdash; Amir (@AmirAminiMD) June 28, 2017 I Moved On Her Like A Bitch: A Tale of Missed Connections#TrumpBiographyTitles pic.twitter.com/axReJNPzHU&mdash; BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) June 28, 2017 love in the time of covfefe #TrumpBiographyTitles&mdash; Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) June 28, 2017 Truly, these are stunning to behold.The Lyin&#39;, the Rich, and the War Drone. #TrumpBiographyTitles&mdash; Quarantina Bo Beena (@LaNaranjaMala) June 28, 2017 Whine and Punishment#TrumpBiographyTitles pic.twitter.com/lLIvBwrNWF&mdash; BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) June 28, 2017  The Ego Has Landed#TrumpBiographyTitles&mdash; kieron (@gibbet) June 28, 2017  The Audacity of Grope #TrumpBiographyTitles pic.twitter.com/GC2uAY3itL&mdash; Donald J. Trump ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ (@BiglyPrez) June 28, 2017  Some of these belong in a museum. Lord of the Lies #TrumpBiographyTitles pic.twitter.com/F9BYx8YW7V&mdash; Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) June 28, 2017  Are you there Vlad?, It&#39;s me, Donald. #TrumpBiographyTitles&mdash; craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) June 28, 2017  Horton Hears @FoxNews #TrumpBiographyTitles&mdash; Eric Schmeric (@HepatitisAtoZ) June 28, 2017  This one might actually be useful: POTUS for Dummies#TrumpBiographyTitles&mdash; J Money 🤑 #BLM (@JodingersCat) June 28, 2017  Others are almost too real. I Actually Became The President!#TrumpBiographyTitles&mdash; Jimish (@jimishbathia) June 28, 2017  The Alternative Facts of Life #TrumpBiographyTitles&mdash; Kelly Kass (@KelKass) June 28, 2017  #TrumpBiographyTitles. How IQ Tests Became Required To Be POTUS&mdash; Jamie B (@jambie61) June 28, 2017  A Legend in His Own Mind #TrumpBiographyTitles&mdash; Emm-press (@Skyblumelon) June 28, 2017  When A Man Loves His Daughter #TrumpBiographyTitles pic.twitter.com/J9uGfOk8Zg&mdash; 🎧Michael (🍁❄️😷) (@quickbear) June 28, 2017  https://twitter.com/kate_scrup23/status/880167187583049728 Of course, there are already a number of biographies actually written about our current President, with far less grabby (tee hee) titles like The Truth About Trump and Trump Revealed. But no, we don&#39;t plan to read those either. 