Meet Toni Lahren, the perfect Tomi Lahren parody for liberal snowflakes.

Meet Toni Lahren, the perfect Tomi Lahren parody for liberal snowflakes.
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You're nobody until somebody parodies you, and Tomi Lahren has officially "made it."

Meet Toni Lahren, the ultimate, accurate ranter that delivers some FINAL Final Thoughts.

Toni takes on Tomi's (say that ten times fast) proud, "provocateur" (French for "racist") persona by turning it up to the upteenth degree.

Meet Toni Lahren, the perfect Tomi Lahren parody for liberal snowflakes.
Tomi's cover photo.
Facebook: Tomi Lahren
Meet Toni Lahren, the perfect Tomi Lahren parody for liberal snowflakes.
Toni's cover photo.
Facebook: Toni Lahren

In a rant about feminism that is eerily close to the real thing, Toni insists, "I choose to get less money for the same work. If I fought for the same pay as my male counterparts, that would make me a feminist, who I'm paid to denounce in the first place."

Toni doesn't have time for snowflake nonsense like health codes: "I only drink expired milk. The nanny state says that I'm in 'danger' and it becomes 'poisonous' but I literally lick the sidewalk on my way to work because I am not a victim."

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She's even got the near-Trumpian finger wags down.

The team behind Toni deserve a trophy, and not just for participation.

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