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President Trump has been faring so badly in Washington, D.C.—what with the leaks, resignations, foiled executive orders, and memes—that he decided to throw one of his signature campaign rallies in Melbourne, Florida, on Saturday.

Sure, the 2020 election is a loooooong 1,354 days away, but when you can't get jack done with your kleptocracy in the nation's capital, it's nice to get some adulation from your throngs of adoring fans in the heartland of Real America.

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OK, so maybe the turnout wasn't that great. But Trump doesn't care about appearances! He cares about the American people! Which is why he's... making them applaud for him instead of working to create those jobs he promised?

Anyway, spare yourself the spectacle and enjoy these reactions instead:

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There you have it! Oh, but here's the best part:

Yep. Nobody would have seen this on TV if the media hadn't broadcast it live. Gosh darn journalists! If only they were more unfair to this administration.