Here is a 100% real, definitely not fake list of the 18 performers set for Trump's inauguration.

Here is a 100% real, definitely not fake list of the 18 performers set for Trump's inauguration.
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Donald Trump has had a hell of a time finding people willing to perform at his inauguration on Friday, but it would finally seem that the President-elect has amassed a list of entertainers fit for his big celebration. Just in time, too, because it was really looking like The Donald was going to have to make an inauguration day playlist and plug in his iPod for the occasion (and no one wants to hear The Apprentice theme song played on repeat all night). Here is a list of the 18 acts willing to sell their souls perform for President Trump at his inauguration.

1. The Radio City Rockettes doing a routine to "Help!" by The Beatles.

Here is a 100% real, definitely not fake list of the 18 performers set for Trump's inauguration.
Talk about kicking and screaming.
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2. Scott Baio performing a monologue from "Death of a Salesman."

Here is a 100% real, definitely not fake list of the 18 performers set for Trump's inauguration.
"In the greatest country in the world a young man with such—personal attractiveness, gets lost... "
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3. Jimmy Fallon just giggling for 6 minutes straight.

Here is a 100% real, definitely not fake list of the 18 performers set for Trump's inauguration.
AKA what he does every night on his show.
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4. The Teddy Roosevelt robot from Disney World’s Hall of Presidents will be making an appearance.

Here is a 100% real, definitely not fake list of the 18 performers set for Trump's inauguration.
He is lucky not to be sentient.
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5. The Mormon Tabernacle Choir will be singing “Lock Her Up” in three part harmony.

Here is a 100% real, definitely not fake list of the 18 performers set for Trump's inauguration.
They've been practicing for months.

6. This Nazi youth will be singing "Tomorrow Belongs to Me" from Cabaret.

7. Tiffany Trump will be doing all the dances from ballet recitals her father has missed over the years.

Here is a 100% real, definitely not fake list of the 18 performers set for Trump's inauguration.
It's finally your time to shine, girl!
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8. Paul Anka

Here is a 100% real, definitely not fake list of the 18 performers set for Trump's inauguration.
Yeah, he's still alive!
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9. A bunch of guns shooting to the tune of “God Bless America.”

Here is a 100% real, definitely not fake list of the 18 performers set for Trump's inauguration.
Right to bear arms and get funky.

10. Since the Bruce Springsteen cover band pulled out of performing, Chris Christie will singing Bruce Springsteen karaoke.

Here is a 100% real, definitely not fake list of the 18 performers set for Trump's inauguration.
And will hopefully be showing off these sweet moves! Fingers crossed.
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11. A juggling act from those scary clowns who were all over the news this summer.

Here is a 100% real, definitely not fake list of the 18 performers set for Trump's inauguration.
Finally, something for the kids!
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12. Michael Richards recreating his historic set from the Laugh Factory. Yep, that one.

Here is a 100% real, definitely not fake list of the 18 performers set for Trump's inauguration.
And people said he'd never work again.
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13. Dreamgirls alum Jennifer Holliday pulled out from performing at the inauguration, but luckily Trump found this worthy replacement.

14. Whichever ‘USA Freedom Kid’ hasn’t sued Trump for not paying her yet.

Here is a 100% real, definitely not fake list of the 18 performers set for Trump's inauguration.
Remember them?
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15. Ivanka Trump will be jumping out of a cake.

Here is a 100% real, definitely not fake list of the 18 performers set for Trump's inauguration.
At her father's request, of course.
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16. A “Russia’s Puppet” show.

Here is a 100% real, definitely not fake list of the 18 performers set for Trump's inauguration.
No puppet? Yes puppet!
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17. Those Russian dancers who expel the Jews from Anatevka in Fiddler on the Roof.

Here is a 100% real, definitely not fake list of the 18 performers set for Trump's inauguration.
You're no Donny Trump, Tevye.

18. Hillary Clinton singing "I Want You Back" directly to the White House.

Here is a 100% real, definitely not fake list of the 18 performers set for Trump's inauguration.
Sorry girl, but not gonna happen.
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