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Donald Trump has had a hell of a time finding people willing to perform at his inauguration on Friday, but it would finally seem that the President-elect has amassed a list of entertainers fit for his big celebration. Just in time, too, because it was really looking like The Donald was going to have to make an inauguration day playlist and plug in his iPod for the occasion (and no one wants to hear The Apprentice theme song played on repeat all night). Here is a list of the 18 acts willing to sell their souls perform for President Trump at his inauguration.

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1. The Radio City Rockettes doing a routine to "Help!" by The Beatles.

Talk about kicking and screaming.
Talk about kicking and screaming.
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2. Scott Baio performing a monologue from "Death of a Salesman."

"In the greatest country in the world a young man with such—personal attractiveness, gets lost... "
"In the greatest country in the world a young man with such—personal attractiveness, gets lost... "
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3. Jimmy Fallon just giggling for 6 minutes straight.

AKA what he does every night on his show.
AKA what he does every night on his show.
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4. The Teddy Roosevelt robot from Disney World’s Hall of Presidents will be making an appearance.

He is lucky not to be sentient.
He is lucky not to be sentient.
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5. The Mormon Tabernacle Choir will be singing “Lock Her Up” in three part harmony.

They've been practicing for months.
They've been practicing for months.

6. This Nazi youth will be singing "Tomorrow Belongs to Me" from Cabaret.

7. Tiffany Trump will be doing all the dances from ballet recitals her father has missed over the years.

It's finally your time to shine, girl!
It's finally your time to shine, girl!
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8. Paul Anka

Yeah, he's still alive!
Yeah, he's still alive!
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9. A bunch of guns shooting to the tune of “God Bless America.”

Right to bear arms and get funky.
Right to bear arms and get funky.

10. Since the Bruce Springsteen cover band pulled out of performing, Chris Christie will singing Bruce Springsteen karaoke.

And will hopefully be showing off these sweet moves! Fingers crossed.
And will hopefully be showing off these sweet moves! Fingers crossed.
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11. A juggling act from those scary clowns who were all over the news this summer.

Finally, something for the kids!
Finally, something for the kids!
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12. Michael Richards recreating his historic set from the Laugh Factory. Yep, that one.

And people said he'd never work again.
And people said he'd never work again.
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13. Dreamgirls alum Jennifer Holliday pulled out from performing at the inauguration, but luckily Trump found this worthy replacement.

14. Whichever ‘USA Freedom Kid’ hasn’t sued Trump for not paying her yet.

Remember them?
Remember them?
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15. Ivanka Trump will be jumping out of a cake.

At her father's request, of course.
At her father's request, of course.
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16. A “Russia’s Puppet” show.

No puppet? Yes puppet!
No puppet? Yes puppet!
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17. Those Russian dancers who expel the Jews from Anatevka in Fiddler on the Roof.

You're no Donny Trump, Tevye.
You're no Donny Trump, Tevye.

18. Hillary Clinton singing "I Want You Back" directly to the White House.

Sorry girl, but not gonna happen.
Sorry girl, but not gonna happen.
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