If you're a news junkie, then you know that Robert Kraft - owner of this year's Super Bowl championship team the New England Patriots - was recently arrested for purchasing sex acts at a Florida massage parlor. Not a great look to be charged with misdemeanor solicitation of prostitution, tbh.
But wait! The plot thickens thanks to our Cheeto In Chief. Today the Miami Herald published a photo of Trump posing with the woman who founded the parlor Kraft was busted for patronizing.