Fathers are the best. Except when their politics are the worst. It can be tiring arguing with family members who have momentarily lost their minds. Help is on the way. Here are 15 pre-written things you can say to dear ol' dad in case he's voting for Donald Trump for president.
"Supporting the guy with the most hair will not bring yours back."
"Dad there’s only room for one racist in this family and it’s mom."
"I'm still going to tell everyone you voted for Her."
"Remember how proud you were when I took my first steps? This is pretty much the opposite of that."
"I still support you, because I don’t think people should be judged or defined by their beliefs."
"I’m taking away your car keys on election day as a safety precaution."
"You can vote for Trump but just know that I’m already planning my cocaine relapse if he wins."
"You better hope he makes nursing homes great again."
"But just think about how much you love complaining about Hillary and how you won't get to do it anymore."
"Okay, but please don’t buy a Make America Great Again hat."
"If you wanna vote for a guy that specializes in real estate scams, I also have some land in Florida to sell you."
"Thanks for paying for my college that liberals want to make free."
"I forget, how did you feel about my high school boyfriend who was three years older than me and drove a Charger?"
"I'd tell you how I feel about you voting for Trump, but I want to stay in the will."