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President-elect Donald Trump is assembling his Cabinet of Deplorables, "draining the swamp" by picking an Attorney General deemed too racist to be a federal judge and an Education Secretary who campaigned against public schools.

The latest slot rumored to be filled is that of Press Secretary, aka Spinner-in-Chief, aka C.J. Cregg. The lucky candidate is none other than Fox News talking head Monica Crowley.

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She was an early boarder to the Trump Train, who is rumored to have told Fox News not to underestimate The Donald.

Crowley's claims include winning Salon.com's prestigious "Bullsh**ter of the Day" Award for a nonsensical tweet about walls, taking inspiration for Trump's policy from the Berlin Wall. As we know, Ronald Reagan just loved the Berlin Wall so much.

According to PJ Media, other finalists in this reality show include "Republican National Committee chief strategist Sean Spicer, Trump communications advisor Jason Miller, conservative radio host Laura Ingraham and Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway."

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