Donald Trump is exceptionally fond of nicknames, from Lil Marco and Lyin' Ted in the primary, to his general election pivot to Crooked Hillary. The master of schoolyard nicknames mixed things up on Thursday morning by actually giving himself a nickname, which is certainly not as clear in its connotation as was Low Energy Jeb.

What could this possibly mean? Is he showing off the fact that he's heard of that word? Is he trying to one-up George Washington?