On Monday, President Trump delivered a stirring speech to thousands of Boy Scouts attending their annual jamboree, all about Hillary Clinton, the "fake news," his crowd sizes, and -- of course -- sex yachts. You know, the kinds of things a person in authority usually talks to children about.

In response to this, Huffpost Comedy encouraged Twitter users to come up with some ideas for Trump Scout Badges... and they did not disappoint.

Grabbed The Most P*ssies #TrumpScoutBadges pic.twitter.com/zeQw3InBFU
— ᖇ૯ძ ᑭคɿՈ੮૯Ր (@Redpainter1) July 25, 2017

#TrumpScoutBadges Trophy wife arranging pic.twitter.com/8j67dIRoxq
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) July 25, 2017

Wildlife Conserv- Oh. #TrumpScoutBadges pic.twitter.com/JkDeqbOT41
— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) July 25, 2017

"Believe me, I have all the best - the very top merit badges. So many badges you can't -- you'd never count them all." #TrumpScoutBadges pic.twitter.com/HrsZqUUhNr
— Ben (@benisyourhero) July 25, 2017

#TrumpScoutBadges Outsourcing pic.twitter.com/8xwTCkI6Rw
— Richard Hine (@richardhine) July 25, 2017

Turbo-Tanning #TrumpScoutBadges @HuffPostComedy
— Jillian (@Pheramuse) July 25, 2017

Repealing First Aid Badge#TrumpScoutBadges @HuffPostComedy
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) July 25, 2017

Chemistry#TrumpScoutBadges @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/2dQvH00RQv
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) July 25, 2017

New obsession: creating #TrumpScoutBadges pic.twitter.com/gIuh48JY4L
— Lisa McColgan (@shelfbeast) July 25, 2017

Unhinged Morning Tweeting #TrumpScoutBadges pic.twitter.com/N0UhA5tUhN
— Useful Idiot🍺🎵🐱 (@Pupmastr) July 25, 2017

And... one of my very own, because this is fun.

Climate change denial #TrumpScoutBadges pic.twitter.com/dNopyR8X22
— Robyn Pennacchia (@RobynElyse) July 25, 2017

People are making their own 'Trump Scout Badges' and the results are painfully hilarious.