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Crap, we voted for Obamless.

On a day like election day, it makes sense that you might want to log on to twitter to see the civic-minded fervor flowing down your feed. After scrolling for a few minutes, it also makes sense that you might want to quickly pack your bags and move to whichever dictatorship restricts the right to vote as much as possible. Still, we commend these twitter users for trying to get people out to vote for someone in the generally phonetic ballpark of their desired candidate. Whether you support President Opabmuh or Governor Rahmglee, today's the day to make your voice heard.