Thanks to interruptions that made it inaudible, the vice presidential debate was utter garbage to listen to in my bedroom alone drinking wine (also I hope if Hillary Clinton becomes president, if Tim Kaine ever interrupts her like he kept doing to the moderator, that she sends him to Guantanamo). Even worse if you're a pinko like me were Donald Trump's livetweets of the whole affair. Here are some of the snarkiest responses. Send more wine, please.
Honestly someone send arsenic I'll also take that.