I'm just trying to find my balls! (via Ada County Sheriff's Office)

Nathan M McCoy, 21, went to the cops to lodge a complaint that a woman had violated a restraining order he had put out against her. Not only was his complaint untrue, but in fact he was on probation himself -- for a stalking case. When police figured this out, McCoy took off in a sprint.

He raced away through some nearby homes in Eagle, ID, and the cops chased after him on foot for 15 minutes before McCoy jumped into the middle of a pond at Eagle Hill Golf course, near the 5th hole. That's when everyone participated in a very stupid-looking standoff.

Sources: h/t reddit | KTVB