One small step for man, one huge leap into a pile of crap.

Sorry, little boy. You learned a harsh lesson today. Sometimes you think you're safe to run gleefully barefoot around your own yard, but actually there's snakes in the grass. Snakes=dog sh*t.

Of course, the true sign of maturity is how we react to unexpectedly stepping in feces. Since Nash here is only a wee lad, his reaction is perfectly acceptable. It's how we all want to act when we step in shit, literally or metaphorically! We might be stoic, we might laugh it off, we might sigh, then deal with it as efficiently as possible. But on the inside, we're screaming, "I NEED PAPER TOWELS!" and "I'M NOT SO EXCITED."

Sources: Mikkirenia | h/t Bro Bible