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Talk about your stress shits.

Divers off the island of Dominica encountered one of the ocean's most dignified and majestic creatures, the sperm whale. Hurray! Oh wait, it's turning around....oh wait, it's spraying poop all over us.

Some of the ways the divers described this experience to the Telegraph: "The water was like chocolate milk, I couldn't see my hand when I held it in front of my face" and "I had poop in my eyes, mouth, wetsuit, everywhere and I was soaked in it from head to toe."

Sources: Telegraph