Your butt. Poop is in your* butt.
"I'm lacking vitamin D" might be the best, most underutilized excuse for not completing an assignment correctly that a kid has ever used. Grayson, son of redditor nerge, used it to explain to his teacher why his spelling assignment looked more like the thoughts of an anxious constipated person.
Nerge says that Grayson is no slouch in the academic department. He "spends his chore money on things like visual encyclopedias of human anatomy and chooses science documentaries over cartoons." But the kid obviously has a terrifically weird sense of humor, too.
This doting redditor was actually a little proud of his son's work. His writing "does have a strange and sort of beautiful cadence, doesn't it?" Grayson's extremely patient parent marvels. I don't know about that, but to be fair, Grayson did spell every single one of those practice words correctly.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)