You couldn't have brought an extra plastic bag to curb yourself? Really?

Everybody poops, but for the most part, they do it in designated pooping areas. Not the mystery defecator currently terrorizing the Phinney Ridge and Greenwood neighborhoods of Seattle, aka "The Cascades Crapper," aka "The Creature From The Pooget Sound," aka "The Seattle Poopersonic." The KIRO TV Channel 7 Eyewitness News team called the acts "bold" and "disturbing" after one resident, Lowell Deo, was brave enough to send video of the early-morning night-soiler to police and local media outlets, including the PhinneyWood neighborhood blog.

Sources: Lowell Deo | KIROTV | Gawker | PhinneyWood