Nice guys get flown back to Ohio.

When your walk of shame is 7,000 miles.

An 18-year-old boy from Ohio nearly drowned after going on a drinking binge, presumably to blot out being rejected by online girlfriend he flew to China to visit.

According to the Daily Mail, the teen, Pratt, named only by Chinese media by his last name, flew from Ohio to Jiangshan, a city in Zhejiang province in China. When he showed up to visit a girl he had met online, she reasonably freaked out and told him she didn't want to see him. It's a classic tale of "I like you, but I don't want-a-stranger-from-7,000-miles-away-to-show-up-on-my-doorstep like you."

Sources: Daily Mail | h/t Kron