I've already put ten grand on Latex Allergy to win it all. (Image via Gawker)
If you've ever visited an Internet comments section, chances are you've been entertained by a gay white kid and a straight black kid arguing over who has more "privilege." A quick, all caps "CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE" is the ultimate weapon for anyone who wants to declare that something is offensive simply because the person saying it was born into fewer hardships than the person who wants to shut them up. These arguments over whom has the most privilege generally involve college-educated people between the ages of 18 and 24, and while they're embarrassing for everyone involved, they're also maybe the most entertaining thing on the Internet right now. Which is why it's bitter-sweet that Gawker is finally going to settle the debate once and for all with their brilliant Gawker Priv Tournament.
Pitting the races, genders, sexualities, and even allergies against each other in a comprehensive bracket, users can vote in each matchup over who has the least privilege, advancing the social statuses through the tournament until we finally discover which group is the most fucked of all. The winner will of course be given carte-blanche to make jokes about whichever ethnicity or sexual predilection they want, because no one has it worse than them.
Vote early and often! Right now, being deaf is running almost neck-and-neck with having AIDS or Cancer!
(by Bob Powers)