18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.
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18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

Must have been an amazing movie. (via)

Life is pretty simple when you're a kid, but even kids sometimes need to make to do lists to keep track of all the nothing they're doing. Whether it's playing, eating, or simply pooping, kids know the satisfaction that comes with writing something down, doing it, and then crossing it off. Now take a look at your own pathetic list of things to get done: make wedding album, go to DMV, call elderly aunt. Seems like it might be a good idea to add "play" to it, doesn't it? Or at the very least "poop." You have to take care of yourself.

 

18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

That is also the entirety of my to-do list. (via)

 

18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

Yes, those sneaky rocks run away if they see you spying on them. (via)

 

18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

Not sure I want to know what cock chalk is. (via)

 

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18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

#10 Get better at follow-through! (via)

 

18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

It worries me that "Pee off big shit" was completed. (via)

 

18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

Yell, write, eat, poop, sleep: this is the very stuff of life. (via)

 

18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

Oh no! Dad hates being wanked up first thing in the morning. (via)

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18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

Smart not to actually break anyone's bones. Less liability. (via)

 

18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

If you do all of these things, you will truly have achieved #32. (via)

 

18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

Sing a tune or song—but never both! (via)

 

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18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

Best. Day. Ever. (via)

 

18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

Don't let on that you're excited Grandma's there. Be cool. (via)

 

18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

Luckily, Santa doesn't deduct "nice" points for spelling. (via)

 

18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

Once you start playing Age of Empires, it pretty much takes up your whole day. (via)

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18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

No, not in the jacoozi, Charlie! (via)

 

18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

In the snuggle-based economy, this girl is Warren Buffett. (via)

 

18 hilarious to-do lists written by little kids that will make you feel like your priorities are all wrong.

Might be good to bump up "wash up" between poop and eat. Otherwise, great plan. (via)

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