New tablet computer for women clearly designed by someone who thinks women are total idiots.

New tablet computer for women clearly designed by someone who thinks women are total idiots.
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There is an advanced calculus program, but it plots your curves for a better bra fit.

"I am woman, hear me call for help figuring out this crazy man-gizmo." That's the message heard by the Eurostar Group, which has released the ePad Femme (above), an amazingly offensive tablet tailored specifically to the "needs" of women: pre-loaded with shopping, exercise and food apps because all women care about is maintaining their bodies for men and buying clothes for those same bodies. They're also pre-loaded because searching for new apps is hard; it takes typing your search into a store and clicking on things, possibly buying them after consulting your husband. What a hassle, just give us a list of approved apps for women! Choosing your own experience sounds like a one-way ticket on the worry train to wrinkle city, am I right, ladies?

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