When you want to smell like something that's hot, unhealthy, and not quite real pizza.

This is all your fault. Really. Pizza Hut Canada unveiled this monstrosity following a joking Facebook post asking what fans would call a then-theoretical cologne that smelled like someone opening a box of Pizza Hut. Somehow, it didn't end up being called "Disappointment." After they got hundreds of (apparently positive) responses, they produced a scent called "Eu de Pizza Hut" with "top notes of freshly baked, hand-tossed dough." The good news is they already gave all the bottles to Facebook fans. The bad news is all the positive Facebook response means stuff like this will continue to haunt us, like the original monster, Flame by BK.

Sources: Eater