Glasses so clear, you can see water in 'em!
Lemi Shine ("The Hard Water Experts"), doesn't have time for any of this fruity "sparkle" or "crystal-clear" wordplay. Lemi Shine came here to clean dishes and unclog drains, and the drains are running fine. Some ad men will tell you that better truth in advertising is the best strategy, but most of those ad men think they're secretly smarter than that. Lemi Shine isn't secretly smarter than anything, and they don't need to be. Lemi Shine is a guaranteed detergent that doesn't have time to stop and tell you how pretty your plates are going to be after Lemi Shine gets through with them. Lemi Shine: here to do a friggin' job.