I know the suspense lasts longer than most deodorants, but wait for it.

I'm not kidding. This product review really badly for Scott Romine, and not because it was a stupid idea to do this product review in the first place, not because he decided to do it shirtless, and not even because it's shot in vertical video.

The only person who comes out of this looking good is the giggling kid holding the camera who keeps saying that he's going to put this online.

Sources: Scott Romine | Scott E. Romine