The most pointless product ever made.

The most pointless product ever made.
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You're always saying, "Man, I can't get enough of 5-Hour Energy's thimble-sized serving of lukewarm, medicinal-flavored garbage-water, but I hate that five hours of energy it gives me." Well, it looks like they heard you. This calls for a celebration. Let's pound about four of these apiece, drink a few six-packs of non-alcoholic beers, and go be tired and sober somewhere.

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