Almost as good as something that's already crappy!
Thank God that Billy Mays never lived to see this. For decades, we've trusted the television to bring us the finest in things that are too ridiculous to be marketed in any respectable medium, but retail scientists have made this exciting new development in the field of low quality! Remember that thing you saw on a triple-digit cable channel when you were drinking and thinking of your ex? Probably not very clearly, but that's no longer a problem, thanks to "Similar To As Seen As TV!" Now you can have the product you barely remember in a form that's vaguely recognizable for the same low, low price!