He must be so pissed that he was too drunk to remember meeting Tyne Daly. (Via)

Wow, cops in the UK are pretty cool. If you throw up in their car, the worst that probably happens is your note gets a frownie face, and "See ya!" instead of "Love." And Cagney and Lacey probably gets swapped out for Crocket and Tubbs or something less awesome.

This could easily get abused, though. If you want a ride home, why not just fake-stagger out in front of the nearest police car and get a free ride home? 

Sources: Redditor ViktorVaughan