A guy went out for the night with his buddies. When he opened his phone, he found this.
You'll poke your eye out. (via Imgur)
I don't care how much you don't trust your boyfriend, if you have to take over his phone to leave scary photos of yourself as his wallpaper, you are officially nuts.
Pick a winner. (via Imgur)
Maybe the fact that you are crazy is why he loves you. Maybe the fact that you are crazy is why he needs to go out with his friends and turn his phone on airplane while he makes out with the girls who snuck into VIP. I don't know. Your relationship is your business.