When a poor grasp of punctuation can yield sexual benefits.

When a poor grasp of punctuation can yield sexual benefits.
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It's mom's favorite supermarket deli counter, where the cold cuts are always hot, where the salami gets hidden and stays hidden, where one butcher's misuse of quotation marks has paid off in more suburban ass than he ever could have dreamed. Take a number, ladies.

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