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Only until 2045 if you don't count the Irish.

White folks, as you may have noticed, kiiiiinda have the deck stacked in their favor in this country. As a white dude whose face works like a cloaking device on cops, I know just how unfairly sweet that can be. But I know I can't take that for granted—one day, demographics will rob America's lucky hordes of melanin-deprived overlords of their magic, and force Whites to play equally, just like they always promised. That doesn't mean it's not fun, though! That's also the message in this Saturday Night Live commercial for Whites, "Still calling the shots till 2050...2060 tops." 

Sources: Saturday Night Live