Someone asked the Internet a question. They got what they deserved.

Someone asked the Internet a question. They got what they deserved.
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Behold, an idiot who tempted fate.

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"Read the word masturbate thousands of times?"

Even though as a blog person (or "blorson" as we call ourselves in the blog biz, or "bloz"), I spend a lot of time there, lurking and waiting to steal the content they stole from someone else, I would normally never write about what actually happens on reddit. Because nobody cares. Every once in a while, though, there's an exception to that rule, like when someone corrected Barack Obama's grammar during an AMA with the President. Today was one of those exceptions. Today was a day when someone asked the Internet an open-ended question that could be answered a million ways, but which they should have known would only be answered with one.

From the top:

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It's like seeing jazz legends riff together, if their only note was "masturbate."

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Clearly some former cheerleaders here on reddit.

Even in the rare moments when it wasn't 'Masturbate', it was still 'Masturbate':

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Tom Cruisin' is definitely my new vocab word of the day.

Reality begins to dawn on PineappleInTheMist:

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On the Internet, there are definitely stupid questions.

Not that he's allowed to join in.

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If you can't beat 'em, beat it with 'em. Unless they won't let you.

Never underestimate the Internet's ability to masturbate

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And finally the most masturbatory comment of all:

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Although this gif summed it up best (NSFW):

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To be fair, this gif sums up 90% of reddit threads.

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Aren't you spent yet, Internet?

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That's a big load.

You disgust me. But I guess I should have expected it.

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