Silverman and Schumer. Sufferers of "Boy" envy.

In yesterday's Variety, TV critic Brian Lowry embarrassed himself by revealing not only is he really kind of scared of girls who tell jokes that he considers too ribald for vagina-possessors, but he also demonstrated that he has a real thing for plagiarizing himself.

In a shitty writeup of Sarah Silverman's new special, which he titled "Sarah Silverman's Bad Career Move: Being As Dirty As The Guys," Lowry finds Silverman "maddening" because despite being attractive, she simply refuses to tell the kind of dainty material more suited to a pretty lady with a microphone. Here's how he opened his review:

Sources: Sarah Silverman review | Amy Schumer review