Aged like a fine batch of meth. (via KFSN)

64-year-old Robert Short was busted for making and selling meth in a retirement village this weekend and, before you get out your script-writing software, this guy doesn't have cancer. He's just your average elderly meth chef. 

According to the report on KFSN, the Fresno man has been busted for meth sales before and was out on supervised release when cops stopped him for a normal traffic violation. They searched his car and found about four ounces of the stuff, almost enough to get some AZ teens high for a week. When they searched his apartment they found more meth, heroin, and meth-lab supplies. There goes the neighborhood. 

Sources: KFSN | h/t Gawker