Made with real baby batter. (Thinkstock)

When some kids get bullied in high school, they bury it deep inside them until they can become a Fortune 500 CEO or a snarky blogger. Other kids bake cupcakes. 

This past Thursday, a tenth grader in Bakersfield, CA gave homemade cupcakes to some kids that were bullying her. When the kids asked why they tasted terrible, she told them she made the treats with semen, pubes, and bodily fluids. Cool move. I know if I wanted kids to stop bullying me, I would tell them I’ve been collecting cum and pubes at home. Nothing says respect me like keeping jizz on the condiments shelf.

Sources: ABC 10 News | h/t Bro Bible