Utilities and Gilbert Gottfrieds come included.

Scott Rogowsky, host of the live comedy talk show Running Late with Scott Rogowsky in New York (and former HappyPlace writer), was looking for a new roommate. Like many apartment-dwellers, he put up an ad on Craigslist advertising the vacancy in his apartment and announced an open house. 

Sources: Running Late with Scott Rogowksy | Laughing Squid