The Redditor who posted this says these groundrules were presented to the prospective tenant of an apartment share. We don't dig pork and we prefer to keep our alcohol within reach of our bed anyway, but the rule that really appeals to us is the overnight visitor pre-approval. This roommate might be a fascist in maybe ways, but this rule is clearly just for our protection. Fascist Roommate just doesn't want to see us get hurt by rushing into something way too fast. Fascist Roommate obviously knows us better than we know ourselves. We pretend we can just be casual and hand over our body to an overnight visitor, but by the time morning comes, invariably we find we've handed over our heart. Thank you Fascist Roommate, and we apologize for lingering in the kitchen after we'd clearly finished eating our grilled cheese 30 seconds ago.